Dizzy in the Head

"She's awesome" -the Rachels

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Today I lost my phone inside one of the couches in the library and some guy had to come turn the couch upside down to get it out. I also found an ID in the couch, so if you’re missing yours, it’s at the front desk. And I am reading at the Essay launch tonight! Come see me!

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Two things I did today:

1. wished I hadn’t eaten so much at my family’s super bowl party.

2. stuffed all the leftovers into my fridge at school.

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I got the internship!!!

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Today I had a cupcake

It was from the store in town and it was DELICIOUS. I also had a phone interview for an internship at a literary magazine. I think it went well! I am going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich now.

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